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My birthday is coming up…

I swear if Yahoo touches my blog..Family friendly…. That doesn’t sound good for my blog lol…I hope this is fake lol
This better be fake
i dont know if people are checking me out or shocked at how ugly i am
whenever anyone draws anything for me i just
reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy
but what do americans call biscuits
Wait what are British biscuits? these are american biscuits.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY?!
They are American biscuits.
…That is not a biscuit.
These. These are biscuits.
Those are cookies.
These are cookies:
Everything else is a biscuit.
THOSE AMERICAN BISCUITS ARE SCONES